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<title>RedEye - Dustin Seibert</title>

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        When buddies go missing in action</title>

    
    
    
     
    
    
        	 
        	       


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        <pubDate>Wed, 20 Aug 2008 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
    
    

    



 

    





<description>I promised myself that I'd never use this space to call individuals out, but I never found it necessary until now.&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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        The 'number' can ruin a good thing</title>

    
    
    
     
    
    
        	 
        	       


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        <pubDate>Wed, 13 Aug 2008 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
    
    

    



 

    





<description>I can think of just one relationship question that people have but don't want answered: "How many people have you slept with?"&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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        Food can put extra spice in your sex</title>

    
    
    
     
    
    
        	 
        	       


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        <pubDate>Wed, 6 Aug 2008 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
    
    

    



 

    





<description>The idea of sex and food has never really been my thing.&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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        Make a good first impression, then let loose</title>

    
    
    
     
    
    
        	 
        	       


    <link>http://feeds.redeyechicago.com/~r/redeye/dustin-seibert/~3/349981612/red-073008-humpday,0,7189540.column</link>

    

    
    
        
        <pubDate>Wed, 23 Jul 2008 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
    
    

    



 

    





<description>My man Chris Rock said it best: When you first start courting someone, you aren't dating their true self, you're dating their "representative."&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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        Making sacrifices for love</title>

    
    
    
     
    
    
        	 
        	       


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        <pubDate>Wed, 23 Jul 2008 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
    
    

    



 

    





<description>A couple weeks ago, I took the lady I'm seeing to the musical "Wicked" as a birthday gift.&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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        Friends or lovers: Who gets your loyalty?</title>

    
    
    
     
    
    
        	 
        	       


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        <pubDate>Wed, 16 Jul 2008 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
    
    

    



 

    





<description>At some point in our lives, we've all been asked by friends to closely guard a secret or two.&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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        Weddings shouldn't cause headaches</title>

    
    
    
     
    
    
        	 
        	       


    <link>http://feeds.redeyechicago.com/~r/redeye/dustin-seibert/~3/319357883/red-062508-humpday,0,1155630.column</link>

    

    
    
        
        <pubDate>Wed, 25 Jun 2008 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
    
    

    



 

    





<description>The first time I was in a wedding, my father married my stepmother in 1990. I was an extremely cranky 9-year-old hell-bent on being as ornery as possible during the ceremony.&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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        The tangled Web of online dating</title>

    
    
    
     
    
    
        	 
        	       


    <link>http://feeds.redeyechicago.com/~r/redeye/dustin-seibert/~3/314719449/red-061808-humpday,0,2531888.column</link>

    

    
    
        
        <pubDate>Wed, 18 Jun 2008 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
    
    

    



 

    





<description>My entry into the world of online dating started with no real expectations.&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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        Big boys do cry but not too much</title>

    
    
    
     
    
    
        	 
        	       


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        <pubDate>Wed, 11 Jun 2008 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
    
    

    



 

    





<description>I'm from the school of "baking cakes."&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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        Forbidden fruit: Is it
worth the chase?</title>

    
    
    
     
    
    
        	 
        	       


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        <pubDate>Wed, 4 Jun 2008 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
    
    

    



 

    





<description>When I think back on the most
embarrassing and cringe-worthy spots
of my dating history, I find a common
thread: I was chasing after someone who
didn't want me.&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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